OK students who want to learn what and how and when to do it.....
Small prelude before the lesson, way way back some time in late 90's I used to chat and I was a chat freak (well actually speaking the difference now is that I chat with people I know). So I created an Alias for my name called Vydhoorya (http://profiles.yahoo.com/vydhoorya), a name so unique no one dares to call themselves that. Few months back I just re activated the profile to see if its still active. I logged in today because I had given plenty of work to my team and I was jobless and some chatter called Raj started a conversation. Read on.... you will surely enjoy it, I did enjoy every moment of it ;)
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:06 PM): Buzz
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:08 PM): Are you there miss
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:10 PM): Just wanted to talk to you
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:10 PM): Just wanted to be friends
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:12 PM): Say something
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:14 PM): Are you for real?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:37 PM): Buzz
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:40:44 PM): What do you do? where are you and are you there?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:41:26 PM): Buzz
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:41:29 PM): Buzz
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:41:32 PM): Buzz
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:41:35 PM): Buzz
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:42:58 PM): well stop buzzing
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:43:06 PM): ok!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:43:09 PM): done!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:44:22 PM): now tel me!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:44:29 PM): wt r u doing?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:44:48 PM): why were u reluctant to message me back!?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:44:54 PM): because you buzzed
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:45:12 PM): ok! i wont!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:45:17 PM): fine!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:45:32 PM): good
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:45:35 PM): how old are you
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:45:41 PM): 30!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:45:49 PM): where are you from and what is your name
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:45:56 PM): My name is Raja!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:46:05 PM): and I live in Bangalore!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:46:09 PM): wt abt you?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:46:18 PM): you know my name and age both are on profile
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:46:29 PM): ok! good!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:46:35 PM): where r u working?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:46:45 PM): I work for a software company
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:46:49 PM): where do you work
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:47:01 PM): me too! working in a software company!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:47:11 PM): in Hardware division!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:47:17 PM): and what r u?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:47:42 PM): corp comm
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:47:50 PM): which is your comapny
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:47:58 PM): where r u working?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:48:57 PM): hmmm which is your company
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:49:07 PM): for which organisation u r working for?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:49:18 PM): for which organisation u r working for?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:49:27 PM): Wipro!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:49:30 PM): and U?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:49:34 PM): me too wipro
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:49:38 PM): which office
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:50:03 PM): Sarjapur road!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:50:30 PM): ok am on MG Road, very few of us left here now
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:50:36 PM): but i have resigned now!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:50:49 PM): oh why
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:50:50 PM): oh!ok!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:50:57 PM): work is not good!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:51:19 PM): ok so what are you planning to do
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:51:42 PM): i have an offer in one more organisation Sling Media!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:51:51 PM): will join there!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:52:06 PM): where do u stay in Bangalore?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:53:25 PM): ok
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:53:31 PM): I stay in Richmond town
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:53:39 PM): where is that?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:55:34 PM): where are you from originally cos its a famous area
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:55:55 PM): My native is Karwar!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:55:58 PM): oh ok
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:56:03 PM): its next to richomd circle
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:56:13 PM): oh! ok!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:56:17 PM): Shantinagar?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:56:24 PM): no
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:56:30 PM): then?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:56:31 PM): next to that
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:56:41 PM): oh! ok!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:56:57 PM): Now I got!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:58:11 PM): then?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:58:23 PM): do u stay wth ur parents?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:58:38 PM): no
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:58:40 PM): i stay alone
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:58:45 PM): oh! ok!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:58:50 PM): PG?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:59:00 PM): no in a flat
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:59:07 PM): good!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:59:13 PM): so what is ur native?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 2:59:18 PM): Bangalore
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:59:23 PM): ok!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 2:59:52 PM): I stay alone too!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:00:14 PM): good for you
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:00:16 PM): where
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:00:20 PM): how big is your house
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:00:33 PM): near Dollars collony!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:00:49 PM): it is 1800 Sqft apartment!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:00:49 PM): ok thats near ISRO right?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:00:52 PM): nice
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:00:55 PM): three bed or two bed
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:01:04 PM): how big is ur house?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:01:07 PM): 3 bed room!
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:01:24 PM): good good
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:01:28 PM): and you stay alone?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:01:30 PM): rent?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:01:42 PM): wt to do?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:01:46 PM): i bought that!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:01:54 PM): dont want to rent that!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:01:57 PM): so!
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:02:03 PM): what about you?
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:02:25 PM): r u staying in a own apartment?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:03:28 PM): no
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:03:38 PM): i stay in rented apartment
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:05:07 PM): r u there?
Vydhoorya(9/7/2007 3:05:12 PM): yes
talk2raja (9/7/2007 3:05:23 PM): ok!
talk2raja: what about you?
talk2raja: r u staying in a own apartment?
Vydhoorya: no
Vydhoorya: i stay in rented apartment
talk2raja: r u there?
Vydhoorya: yes
talk2raja: ok!
talk2raja: do u live in ur own house?
Vydhoorya: no yaar
Vydhoorya: i told you
talk2raja: ok!
talk2raja: u said flat!
Vydhoorya: yes
talk2raja: so i dodnt get that!
Vydhoorya: flat can not be rented?
talk2raja: can be owned too!
talk2raja: i cant assume ! I guess!
talk2raja: so wt else?
talk2raja: wt r ur hobies?
Vydhoorya: well i dont get time for hobbies
talk2raja: good! so very busy!
talk2raja: how do u pass ur free time?
Vydhoorya: i drink beer
talk2raja: great!
talk2raja: sittinig alone at home?
Vydhoorya: no at koshies or tavern
talk2raja: ok!
talk2raja: so wt else?
Vydhoorya: nothing and i think we ran out of things to talk
talk2raja: not like that!
talk2raja: depends on wht we like to talk!
Vydhoorya: well
Vydhoorya: you should know since you started the converstation in the first place
Vydhoorya: what was on your mind
talk2raja: wel! depends on the person whoom i am chatting to!
talk2raja: iso!
talk2raja: so!
Vydhoorya: so
Vydhoorya: what was on your mind
talk2raja: wanna know wt kind of person r u?
talk2raja: and have some fun!
Vydhoorya: fun = ?
Vydhoorya: you know my age right
talk2raja: i know that!
Vydhoorya: then fun = ?
talk2raja: i guess we r mature enough to know what is fun is!
Vydhoorya: no since men can not think of any other fun other than sex
Vydhoorya: so i want to know if you are different
talk2raja: not necessarily!
Vydhoorya: now then tell me
Vydhoorya: then fun = ?
talk2raja: i have come across woman who want to talk abt sex when i say fun!
talk2raja: fun is to do things u like!
Vydhoorya: see stop comparing and tell me what is your idea of fun
Vydhoorya: what you like to do
talk2raja: wanna know u first!
Vydhoorya: hmmmm
Vydhoorya: are you married
talk2raja: no!
talk2raja: see sex can be fun when both enjoy that!
Vydhoorya: are you married
talk2raja: and both can enjoy when both know each other!
Vydhoorya: are you married
talk2raja: no i am not married!
Vydhoorya: then i dont like sex
talk2raja: i told u i live alone!
Vydhoorya: see i am married but i live alone
Vydhoorya: so am confirming
Vydhoorya: why are you not married
talk2raja: ok!
talk2raja: parents r searching!
Vydhoorya: ok
Vydhoorya: so you want to marry me?
talk2raja: i didnt get a proper girl for my self!
talk2raja: how can i say now!?
talk2raja: i dont know u properly!
Vydhoorya: will you marry me dont worry i am smart looking
Vydhoorya: this was a picture taken few weeks back
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talk2raja: i guess u stopped sending!
talk2raja: if u r good looking that is good!
Vydhoorya: thought u cancelled it and ran away
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Vydhoorya: sorry
Vydhoorya: my friend took the pic and gave her name to it
talk2raja: ha! that is ok!
talk2raja: but mere looks r not enough right?
Vydhoorya: so
Vydhoorya: tell me when are we meeting then
Vydhoorya: cos i want to get married to some one so that i can get diverce from first husband
talk2raja: for me more than looks it is the intellect and the charm!
talk2raja: first u get divorce!
Vydhoorya: no
Vydhoorya: i cant get divorce till i marry again
Vydhoorya: so i will have to produce you to court saying he wants to marry me
talk2raja: come on!
Vydhoorya: and then show our marriage certificate to court
Vydhoorya: i am asking for a favor
Vydhoorya: i dont want to be your wife
talk2raja: sorry!
talk2raja: for me marriage is some thing great!
talk2raja: i can play like this!
Vydhoorya: its not a game its a favor
Vydhoorya: u need to act like my husband thats all
talk2raja: how can i?
talk2raja: look i need to know u first!
Vydhoorya: well cant you pretend to have loved me
talk2raja: then only the rest of the things!
Vydhoorya: see i dont want to marry again
Vydhoorya: but if I dont marry again the judge wont give me divorce
talk2raja: u can get divorce even other wise!
Vydhoorya: so I just want you to be my husband for probably a weeks time
Vydhoorya: no our case is different
Vydhoorya: my lawer told me this solution
talk2raja: i am sorry!
talk2raja: i can do this!
Vydhoorya: please
Vydhoorya: come on please
talk2raja: sorry yaar!
Vydhoorya: hey do not ditch me
Vydhoorya: please help me yaar
talk2raja: i cant!
Vydhoorya: are you scared of the society?
talk2raja: yes i am!
Vydhoorya: oh
Vydhoorya: so you want to be moms nice boy and not help another woman in need?
talk2raja: helping others onlly if it doesnt hurt any one!
talk2raja: this will surely hurt my family!
Vydhoorya: are baaba who are you hurting now
Vydhoorya: oh
Vydhoorya: so for your family's sake you are not doing this is it?
talk2raja: and it will hurt me too!
Vydhoorya: oh
talk2raja: i cant commit to any one whoom i dont know at all!
talk2raja: ok!
talk2raja: wt is the guarrentee that u r telling me the truth?
talk2raja: give me ur phone number!
talk2raja: i will speak to u!
Vydhoorya: forget phone number if you say OK
Vydhoorya: to my proposal
Vydhoorya: I will meet you today
talk2raja: until i know u i cant commit!
talk2raja: wt will u do after meeting?
Vydhoorya: well will explain my case to you
Vydhoorya: with photographs and evidence
Vydhoorya: but you will have to come to court and we have to register our marriage
talk2raja: hahaha!
Vydhoorya: why are you laughing
Vydhoorya: please this is serious matter
Vydhoorya: tell me no and go that would be better and more like a man
Vydhoorya: this laughing business hruts me
Vydhoorya: entire society is laughing at me
Vydhoorya: everybody I know friends and family are laughing at me
Vydhoorya: so please dont do this
Vydhoorya: tell me once for all
AFTER A GAP OF SOLID 20 MINUTES
talk2raja: no i cant do this!
Vydhoorya: ok
Vydhoorya: thats like Raja, huh…
Vydhoorya: then please do never ever talk to me again
Vydhoorya: bye
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